16-07-2022, 06:26 PM
Repetitive gun checks (every fucking round at the start at 7:59, think about wazza and tell me how every round fucking goes for the first 90 seconds "all teas to guncheck zone banner even though im not telling my cts to set up") lead to bored t's, it dampens morale and the already fragile respect between cts and the only thing t's can do then if they aren't able to play games is rebel. Unless a T has got like a two handed weapon gunchecks are pretty useless unless they've killed a ct and you need to control t's going for the dead cts gun and need time to clear it.
Having 8 cts watching vent cell (for example, jailberd venice) as well isn't particularly a good strategy, especially when you only need one to watch and the other to clear vents, the other seven can fucking set up for a game either you or the ts want to play ("okay can i get like a ct to go to scout tower and two cts with p90s down four corners corridor, four corners is going to be a holding area"). What is the point in waiting in the main cell area for like two minutes, doing fuck all to set up, meanwhile t's grow impatient and start thinking 'fuck this shits boring im going to rebel because these shit cunts are all in the main cell area and theres only like one of them outside past gay onionzzz spray''. Setting up in new spots as well are useful especially if you died like a fucking retard in your previous position so dont be a dud cunt.
cts being nazi, although funny if your a ct, is, again, boring for ts. i can guarantee you ts will just rebel any chance they can if you do a chiswell and fich dem jeude on a t that moves a fucking millimetre during a guncheck. dont be a nazi cunt and ts (as well as other players) will start to fucking like you and for instance, if you ask them to not use a gun or give it to a ct outside of a guncheck (for example during an obby they might chuck it over a fence etc.) they might actually fucking do it instead of using it to bust a cap in your fat forehead cunt.
although it is encouraged you promise ts that you will play a map game, which again to remind cts, is the whole fucking point of being ct (that is, to kill ts with map games and not wait for them to rebel or be a nazi shit cunt) boring fucking repetitive games such as the same overused stupid fucking jumps we have been doing for literal fucking years or stupid ass fucking trivia questions are not very engaging, this includes poker and eye spy. Do something fucking interesting for once you shit cunts (this includes, but is not limited too, the many many fucking games included in apenders document from a coupa months ago, read it you unoriginal cunts).
There is of course, also not being a dud in general, which i understand is a hard concept for the literal fucking 10 year olds that play with severely underdeveloped brains and logical thinking skills, but being on the ground floor on LA when cells open, is not a good idea, walking through cells while they are open before it is 759 is not a good idea, you will be backstabbed by a fake afk and the round will be over in less than 60 seconds, not telling your cts where ts are going/only giving them 10 seconds notice is not a good fucking idea, be a non-retarded wohden and specifically NAME CTS to go to where you want them. For example on LA,
"All teas when cells open go to pool side railing dont cross the second cell, CT's set up for lava obby im going to send them to medic first at 8:20, matt can you go to the columns room, ducky can you back him up as well, dugglez can you please go into the cafeteria and chiswell may you please accompany him and watch jeaporady so they dont get the deagle. Can i also get a ct to smoke off vent cell before i open cells and can that ct go towards showers/pool to kill any rodents that try to rebel that way thanks okay cts am I all good to open cells now?"
Dont just fucking open cells within the first 10 seconds without saying "all teas back cell wall". its retarded.
Also, dont use a fucking awp/ak/whatever if you dont fucking know how to aim it. its cringe worthy as fuck to watch people spraying bullets all over the place when a t is bhopping toward them at 90km/h. use a p90 if you want to guarantee the deaths of some ts unless you are a complete stephen hawking cripple
Having 8 cts watching vent cell (for example, jailberd venice) as well isn't particularly a good strategy, especially when you only need one to watch and the other to clear vents, the other seven can fucking set up for a game either you or the ts want to play ("okay can i get like a ct to go to scout tower and two cts with p90s down four corners corridor, four corners is going to be a holding area"). What is the point in waiting in the main cell area for like two minutes, doing fuck all to set up, meanwhile t's grow impatient and start thinking 'fuck this shits boring im going to rebel because these shit cunts are all in the main cell area and theres only like one of them outside past gay onionzzz spray''. Setting up in new spots as well are useful especially if you died like a fucking retard in your previous position so dont be a dud cunt.
cts being nazi, although funny if your a ct, is, again, boring for ts. i can guarantee you ts will just rebel any chance they can if you do a chiswell and fich dem jeude on a t that moves a fucking millimetre during a guncheck. dont be a nazi cunt and ts (as well as other players) will start to fucking like you and for instance, if you ask them to not use a gun or give it to a ct outside of a guncheck (for example during an obby they might chuck it over a fence etc.) they might actually fucking do it instead of using it to bust a cap in your fat forehead cunt.
although it is encouraged you promise ts that you will play a map game, which again to remind cts, is the whole fucking point of being ct (that is, to kill ts with map games and not wait for them to rebel or be a nazi shit cunt) boring fucking repetitive games such as the same overused stupid fucking jumps we have been doing for literal fucking years or stupid ass fucking trivia questions are not very engaging, this includes poker and eye spy. Do something fucking interesting for once you shit cunts (this includes, but is not limited too, the many many fucking games included in apenders document from a coupa months ago, read it you unoriginal cunts).
There is of course, also not being a dud in general, which i understand is a hard concept for the literal fucking 10 year olds that play with severely underdeveloped brains and logical thinking skills, but being on the ground floor on LA when cells open, is not a good idea, walking through cells while they are open before it is 759 is not a good idea, you will be backstabbed by a fake afk and the round will be over in less than 60 seconds, not telling your cts where ts are going/only giving them 10 seconds notice is not a good fucking idea, be a non-retarded wohden and specifically NAME CTS to go to where you want them. For example on LA,
"All teas when cells open go to pool side railing dont cross the second cell, CT's set up for lava obby im going to send them to medic first at 8:20, matt can you go to the columns room, ducky can you back him up as well, dugglez can you please go into the cafeteria and chiswell may you please accompany him and watch jeaporady so they dont get the deagle. Can i also get a ct to smoke off vent cell before i open cells and can that ct go towards showers/pool to kill any rodents that try to rebel that way thanks okay cts am I all good to open cells now?"
Dont just fucking open cells within the first 10 seconds without saying "all teas back cell wall". its retarded.
Also, dont use a fucking awp/ak/whatever if you dont fucking know how to aim it. its cringe worthy as fuck to watch people spraying bullets all over the place when a t is bhopping toward them at 90km/h. use a p90 if you want to guarantee the deaths of some ts unless you are a complete stephen hawking cripple