(05-05-2022, 10:19 PM)kunar Wrote: I personally don't know this pizza bagel guy. But one day a person suffering from dwarfism came into my work screaming " I AM PIZZABAGEL, FROM JAILBREAK". He then continued to run into the toilets screaming racial Slurs and sat in the urinal and shit into it, he then ran out the store and i never saw him again.
You've managed to match the description of the person I describe perfectly. He went on to do a similar thing at my work (guzman y gomez) but he screamed "I'M PIZZABAGEL, TIME TO REBEL AGAINST THE WARDEN" then went on to projectile shit everywhere (due to the overwhelming spice in his burrito) then after all was said and done he had the audacity to claim it wasn't him. He's a menace to society. He must be stopped.
(05-05-2022, 10:32 PM)PMartian Wrote: pizza bagel has a among us body pillow
This is true, he got me to cuddle the body pillow for hours, unable to leave the position so i could taint his body pillow with the smell of my cologne and BO so every time he cuddles it he gets a tasteful mix of BO and cologne, which he claims soothes his heightened senses from spending more than 2 hours outside of his house. He threatens me that next time I go to his house I need to refresh the scent due to his overwhelming amount of time he has spent cuddling it. He lies about the amount of time he spends cuddling it, I wish he was more open about his obsession with me.
(05-05-2022, 10:31 PM)Sebastian Vettel Wrote: Pizzabagels lies got him demoted to classic member
I respect the decision to demote him, as the OS Staff have no tolerance for lies and deceit. Godspeed OS Admins, doing god's work