guys this actually happened i swear oh god Oh fuck

[flyingV]

I was only 16 years old.

I loved ONIONZZZ so much, I bought the level 3 VIP.
I pray to ONIONZZZ every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “ONIONZZZ is love” I say, “ONIONZZZ is life."
PMartion hears me from the other room, and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to ONIONZZZ.
I called him a dudmin.
He slaps me for 30 damage. and sends me on top of middle cage.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I stand on top of cage. "Another shitty jump" I think. Suddenly, I feel something warm...
It's ONIONZZZ! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my server."
He grabs me with his fat ass hands, and puts me on my hands and knees.
I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for ONIONZZZ.
He penetrates my butthole with his mighty ban hammer.
It hurts so much, but I do it for ONIONZZZ.
I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I push against his force.
I want to please ONIONZZZ.
He belches a mighty beer burp as he fills my butt with his love.
PMartion and all the other admins walk in. Unbeknownst to ONIONZZZ and I, they were having a massive gay orgy.
ONOINZZZ looks them straight in the eye and says, "I'm going to shut down server 2 if you idiots keep stacking it."
He flies through my fucking window, breaking the glass and the wall and shit the fat fuck.
ONIONZZZ is love. ONIONZZZ is life.

[SuBi ☁]

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[hyst]

secret hidden channel

[Stain]

Hyst for mod

[Cerulean]

Definitely

[jordjord]

what did i just read

[PMartian]

The holy text

[Yum Candy]

thank you for this blessing