26-10-2019, 09:50 PM
SO I WAS BANNED AND I THINK THAT WAS A BAD IDEA AND I THINK YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER BANNING ME CAUSE I AM GOOD BHOPPER AND I WILL INVITE YOU TO MY FORTNITE CLAN AND GET 360 NOSCOPES WITH THE AWP DRAGONDOV 347 AND HIT THE WOAH ON THE HATERS WITH MY 234 INCH LEG AND DAB. IF YOU DO NOT UNBAN ME I WILL GET VERY NOT HAPPY AND HIT YOU WITH A SPOON. ALTHOUGH IF YOU DO UNBAN ME YOU WILL RECEIVE MY MANY SENTATIONS AND GET FREE ROBUX AND APEX LEGEND CRATES . WITH THESE FREE ROBUX YOU CAN BUY 4 DOMINUS T REXES AND GET THE EPIC ROBLOX ROYALE AND GET GOOD HOT SEX FROM MY NAN. . MY NAN IS EXTREMELY HOT BUT I CAN NOT FUCK HER UNTIL I AM 23 YEARS OF AGE. WITH HER CONSENT OF COURSE. ALSO I THINK THAT ADVERTISMENTING STUFF SHOULDN'T BE BANNABLE BECAUSE MY GRANDFATHER HAS STAGE 3 BOWEL CANCER. WITH THIS STAGE 3 BOWEL CANCER HE CAN FLY AT WILL WITH JUST THE POWER OF HIT LEFT BUTTOCK. BUT ASIDE FROM HIS BOWEL CANCER HE HAS ADHD AND EPILEPSY AND GET SEIZURES WHEN HE SEES FLASHING LIGHTS, EXCEPT IF THE FLASHING LIGHTS ARE FROM A POLICE CAR BECAUSE HE WORKS FOR THE POLICE AND ONCE CAUGHT A SERIAL KILLER CALLED STEVE ERWIN AND GOT A JAGUAR TO STAB HIM WITH IT'S TAIL BUT ASIDE FROM ALL THAT HES AN ALRIGHT BLOKE. BUT LETS NOT TALK ABOUT MY GRANDFATHER AND LETS TALK ABOUT ME, I'M 231 YEARS OF AGE AND THINK THAT ITS REALLY NOT GOOD THAT YOU BANNED ME LIKE BRUH WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT THATS NOT CASH MONEY OF YOU AND YOU DO NOT KNOW THE WAY AND I BET YOU 10 VBUCKS YOU HAVEN'T HAD THE LIFE EXPERIENCE I HAVE AND CAN'T MAKE A MINECRAFT BED IN -9 SECONDS AND MAKE A MOB FARM OUT OF GRAVEL WITH JUST A WOODEN HOE AND 2 APPLES. YEAH THATS RIGHT 2 APPLES! AND I THINK THE MAIN REASON I AM NOT CASH MONEY HAPPY RIGHT NOW IS BECAUSE DOTX IS JUST A BIG FAT RETARD AND THINKS THAT HE'S AL THAT WITH HIS MASSIVE PENIS AND THICC ASS, BUT I AM HERE TO STOP THAT, WITH MY MASSIVE HAND IM BOUTTA SMACK DAT ASS AND MAKE HIM REGRET BEING SO THICC. I ALSO THINK WE SHOULD PERMANENTLY MAKE DOTX OWNER AND MAKE ONIONZZZ BE A DUDMIN JUST LIKE DUDDLEZ YEAH THATS RIGHT DUDDLEZ. COME AT ME FAGGOT. ALSO CHECK OUT MY SOUNDCLOUD PAGE : ITS PRETTY EPIC.... HAHA JUST KIDDING I DELETED THE LINK BECAUSE THATS ADVERTISING JUST LIKE THE THING YOU BANNED ME FOR LIKE BRUH MOMENT ;(((((. BUT ON THE TOPIC OF BRUH MOMENTS YOU SHOULD PLAY POKEMON GO ON MOBLILE WITH THIS LINK : FOR 30 FREE POKECOINS... HAHA JUST KIDDING THATS ADVERTISEMENT. BUT ON THE TOPIC OF EPIC HAVE YOU SEEN THAT PHOON GUY ON YOUTUBE HE'S PRETTY EPIC BUT I THINK HE HAS A REALLY GOOD GAMING CHAIR BECAUSE HE CAN BHOP SO GOOD AND HIT THE DEAGLE SHOTS EVERYTIME LIKE A PRO UNLIKE ME CAUSE I MISS EVERY SHOT LIKE A LITTLE BUM BUM AND AM NOT GOOD AT BHOP LIKE ZOON FROM FORTNITE. TOO BE HONEST I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD GIVE ME ADMIN BECAUSE IM PRETTY RESPONSIBLE LIKE THIS ONE TIME I STAYED AT HOME ALL BY MY SELF WITHOUT FOOD OR WATER LIKE I PERSONALLY THINK THAT BEING A PRO GAMER IS EASY BECAUSE YOU JUST NEED TO PRACTICE AND COLOUR YOUR HAIR BLUE AND DO A FUNNY DANCE AND SCREAM AT PEOPLE WHILE DOING THE STANKY LEG WHICH IS REALLY EASY BUT NOT AS EASY AS THE FLOSS FROM FORTNITE PPPPPPPPP WHICH I HAVE BECAUSE I PLAY FORTNITE SINCE SEASON 4 WHICH IS WHEN THE ASTROID CAME FROM SKY AND DESTROUED DUSTY DEEPO (( WHICH WAS REALLY SAD BECAUSE THAT WAS SOMETHING THAT ONLY OG'S LIKE ME WOULD REMEMBER BECAUSE IM EPIC. BUT ON THE TOPIC OF ASTROIDS, DID YOU KNOW THAT IN 60 YEARS THERE IS A VERY HIGH CHANCE THAT AN ASTROID WILL HIT EARTH MAKING THE HUMAN POPULATION EXTINCT AND MAKING FORNITE UNINSTALL FROM EVERYONE'S COMPUTER WHICH WOULD NOT BE VERY EPIC BECAUSE I BYED VBUCKS AND I DONT WANT TO HAVE WASTED IT.. BUT WHILE WE'RE STILL HERE WHY DONT YOU WATCH THE MOVIE AVENGERS ENDGAME BECAUSE ITS REALLY COOL AND THEY HAVE TIME TRAVEL AND THANOS DIES BUT THERE IS A TIME MACHINE AND THEY GO BACK IN TIME AND GO BACK FORWARD IN TIME AND THANOS BECOMES ALIVE AGAIN AND IREONMAN DIES LIKE A STUPID WIMP LIKE BRUH GET THE FUCK BACK UP YOU DUMB FACE POOP HEAD. BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT ENDERMEN ARE MY FAVOURITE BOSS IN MINECRAFT 360 AND THEY ARE SO COOL BECAUSE THEY TELEPORT AND CAN PICK UP BLOCS AND PLACE THEM JUST LIKE A NORMAL PLAYER AND THEY ARE BLACK AND WE ARE ALL ABOUT THAT EQUALITY AROUND HERE AM I RIGHT!!? AND THANK YOU FOR READING MY POEM WHICH GOES A LITTLE LIKE THIS:
[font=Arial,sans-serif]MY LIFE IS A VIDEO GAME[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]IT ALL STARTED WITH MY PARENTS[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]THEY DECIDED TO INSERT A COIN INTO A SLOT,[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]AND THEN PRESSED THE BUTTON START.[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]MY LIFE HAS MANY CHAPTERS AND STAGES[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]LIKE A GAME HAS LEVELS THAT ENGAGES.[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]I RESPAWN WITH ONLY ONE LIFE,[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]IN A MYSTERIOUS NEW WORLD,[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]EQUIPPED WITH EITHER A GUN OR A KNIFE,[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]OR EVEN A SHIELD AND A SWORD.[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]BUT IN REALITY, I DON’T HAVE WEAPONS.[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]HOWEVER, I STILL HAVE MANY TOOLS TO SPARE.[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]RANGING FROM PAPER, PENCIL, OR PEN,[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]I HAVE MORE, BUT YOU PROBABLY DON’T CARE.[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]WRITING AN ESSAY IS LIKE A CALL OF DUTY GAME,[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]ONLY ARMED WITH A PENCIL LOADED WITH AMMUNITION.[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]I FIRST LIST THE DATE AND MY NAME -[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]THEN I START WRITING WITH A LOADED AMBITION.[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]WOW, I’M ON A KILL STREAK, SHOOTING DOWN IDEAS[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]I AM CALLING IN A CARE PACKAGE, I AM DOING HOT.[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT NO ONE CAN STOP ME, DUH.[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]I WILL END THIS ROUND WITH A PERIOD, BOOM HEADSHOT.[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]IF I WIN OR LOSE, IT DOESN’T MATTER,[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]JUST LOOK AT WHO GOT THE HIGH SCORE.[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]MY SKILLS KEEP ON GETTING BETTER,[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]YOU CAN’T BREAK ME, I’M HARDCORE.[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]WE ALL STRIVE TO BE THE VERY BEST,[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]WE ALL KNOW THERE IS AN END,[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]WE ALL TRY TO ELIMINATE THE REST,[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]WE ALL STILL HAVE FUN, MAKING NEW FRIENDS.[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]I’M LIKE MASTER CHIEF,[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]WHO IS SUCH A BOSS,[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]WE BOTH LOOK GOOD IN GREEN,[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]VERY COOL, AND VERY STRONG.[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]I AM LIKE SUB-ZERO.[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]CHILL, BUT WISE NOT TO MESS WITH ME.[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]I AM LIKE MARIO,[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]WHO WILL KEEP PUSHING TO FIND MY PRINCESS PEACH.[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]IN THE END, I AM ONE AMAZING GUY,[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]BORN WITH A BUNCH OF DEFAULT SKILLS,[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]BUT BEFORE ITS GAME OVER AND DIE,[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]MY LIFE WILL HAVE A BUNCH OF FUN AND THRILLS.[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT CONSOLE I PLAY,[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]IF IT’S AN XBOX, PLAYSTATION, PC, OR WII,[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]LIFE IS THE ONLY GAME I PLAY TODAY,[/font]
[font=Arial,sans-serif]SO GRAB A CONTROLLER, YOU CAN EVEN PLAY WITH ME.[/font]
THANK YOU FOR READING AND HERE IS A PICTURE OF MY FOREHEAD SAYING FUCK DOTX WAIT NVM IT DOESNT LET ME UPLOAD IT FOR SOME REASON
THANK YOU FOR READING AND HERE IS A PICTURE OF MY FOREHEAD SAYING FUCK DOTX WAIT NVM IT DOESNT LET ME UPLOAD IT FOR SOME REASON